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But I'm not gonna be your modern day Scrooge this year. Wanna know why?
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'CAUSE IT FUCKING SNOWWED IN TEXAS LAST NIGHT! HOLY SHIT!!!
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| I am a simple organism with simple dreams of one day ruling the world. Is that so much to ask? Personality: Loud, obnoxious, annoying, bitchy, annoyingly bitchy, lovable, kind, mean, evil, retarded, and just plain awesome. Occupation: Highschool student. Transportation: Meh legz. Weakness: That's classified. Dislikes: Annoying idiots, a lot of people, I mean a LOT of people, Twilight fandom. Likes: My annoying idiots, animals, candy, sweets, art, anime/manga, cartoons, sleep, videogames, romance, Ginger Ale and alcohol. Hobbies: Drawing, writing stories, singing, sleeping, playing video games, burping the alphabet. |
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Vampires were cool until Twilight made them pansies.
Twilight: I've read better fanfiction.
TEAM SOLDIER! Because genetically enhanced badasses would kick Edward's ass anytime.
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Put headphones on your heart and then turn the volume up.
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You're worth every minute of battery power I have. <3
I'm jealous of you and your superior pen-tablet skillz...
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Vampires were cool until Twilight made them pansies.
Twilight: I've read better fanfiction.
TEAM SOLDIER! Because genetically enhanced badasses would kick Edward's ass anytime.
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Put headphones on your heart and then turn the volume up.
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You're worth every minute of battery power I have. <3
...oh right, it's me! Alix!
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Vampires were cool until Twilight made them pansies.
Twilight: I've read better fanfiction.
TEAM SOLDIER! Because genetically enhanced badasses would kick Edward's ass anytime.
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Put headphones on your heart and then turn the volume up.
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